Listing Myself

List the lines you're sick of waiting in:

1. the line at Subway next door to my job

2. bank drive thrus

3. US post office

List all of the things you do between turning off the alarm and walking out the front door:

1. Turn off the alarm

2. Sleep or lay in bed until I absolutely have to get up in order not to be late

3. Pour a glass of sweet tea

4. Tinkle

5. Shower

6. Dry off

7. Clean ears

8. Moisturize and put on make-up

9. Dry hair

10. Put on clothing and jewelry

11. Brush teeth while at the same time letting out the dogs, putting a pop-tart or waffle in the toaster, and turning on the radio for the dogs

12. Finish up in bathroom

13. A look in the full length mirror

14. Let the dogs back into the house, lock up back door

15. Wrap up pop-tart to go

16. Pour a 32oz to go cup of sweet tea

17. Give the dogs a treat

18. Out the door