Hips Don't Lie

It's true...hips really don't lie! And mine told me the honest truth this weekend.

I've noticed that many of my pants have been getting a little snugger lately. I don't know if it is my excess winter weight or the fact that I have just gotten comfortable and lazy or a combination of the two, but it has not been fun putting on my pants of late.

I decided to clean out my closet and get rid of the pants that I cannot comfortably pull over my hips. Since doing that, I am left with about 4 pairs of work pants and a few pairs of jeans. Yeah, not much of a selection to choose from, and I am sure my co-workers are tired of seeing me wear the same 4 pairs of pants weekly.

So I went with one of my girlfriends this Saturday to go shopping for some new work pants. I must've tried on a dozen pairs, and not one pair fit my hips, butt, waist in a way that made me feel comfortable. Ouch! I gave up! I really did! It made me too depressed to keep trying...at least for that day.

I don't know what it is about my hips, but they seem to get wider and wider as my age progresses. Maybe they're trying to tell me something...you know, along the lines of have a baby. We've all heard about those child-bearing hips, and I think mine are in full effect.

Getting old sucks!

Big hips suck, too!


  1. I like your hips Stinkira

  2. You are not alone, I've given up too... so I just wear dresses and tights all the time. Works just fine and I don't become depressed by shopping. :)


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